Using your stand mixer or handheld mixer, mix together first 11 ingredients in a large bowl. Mix until smooth & creamy.
Form into a ball inside the bowl. It doesn't have to be perfect.
Mix the almonds, walnuts, remaining green onions and jalapeños in a small bowl. Sprinkle mixture all around the cheese ball.
Place ball into saran wrap, cover and shape into a round ball or desired shape.
Place in the refrigerator for minimum 3 hours or over night.
Serve RITZ, Wheat Thins and some bottles of Coca-Cola.